Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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