Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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