She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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