video games are the ultimate cock blocker
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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