going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I won't apologize to a one balled man
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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