Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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