So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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