I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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