Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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