i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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