This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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