Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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