Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
