are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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