Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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