If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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