Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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