No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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