Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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