Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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