dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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