So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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