Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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