I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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