Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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