"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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