Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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