a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Someone came in the potted fern
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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