Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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