if you like me you must not know who I am
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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