That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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