How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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