My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Damn victory sex feels great
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
