Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently you make a good broom.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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