Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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