we're blogging at a bar
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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