alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Enjoy the penises
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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