Its about making memories worth repressing
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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