Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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