Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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