Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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