Whod you bang
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
