He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Randomize
