Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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