I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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