he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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