mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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