so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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