These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Randomize
