One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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