I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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